Flying HIGH and Proud II

NS Pre Enlistment / Medical Check Up

Hehehe.. took a long long time to get to CMPB. 1pm was my appointment time, and i reached there on time. Had my lunch on the way to CMPB.

I actually took some photos outside the CMPB. They said i can’t bring cameras in. Yeah i didn’t, but i can take pictures from the outside right? :p

Reached there, there were quite a few waiting over there, and the counter was not ready yet. Then the officier said those with the pink form can now come to the counter, everybody started dashing to queue. No wonder Singaporeans are…

Anyway.. Not bad la. Those who queued first get to go first. So why not? lol..

I won’t go on with the queuing process. but i’ll just tell you something funny on my first test.

So let’s start with the stations. Altogether i think there are 9 stations you need to go to. Each station may have a substation. So total up to more than 10 places if you count it this way..

I don’t really remember the sequence, but i’ll try to post according to what i think the station sequence was.

Urine Test

Oh this is the funny part. When i was waiting for my turn to give my pink slip before the whole test start, one AJC student accompanied by another AJC friend wanted to go to the toilet to pee.. So yeah.. his friend waited for him and then gave the pink form to the counter.

After that, it’s like.. a bunch of us going to the same station mah. The first station is urine test. That AJC student was like.. “what the fuck? i just urined!”

Awww i was laughing like hell lah. Stupid thing. I knew there was going to be a urine test, so i tried to fill my stomache with water. On the same time, some guy wanted to get rid of his body fluid in the toilet. What the heck noob?

Anyway.. Getting back to the topic, each of us are given a small bottle to contain our urine. The Medical Officier (MO) told us, “take a bottle, read the instructions in the toilet.”

I was like.. “What the fuck? Instructions in the toilet?! LOL!!!!”

When i stepped into the toilet, yes! There were full of instructions pasted on each urinal. You need to pee into the bottle, and dip a “paper meter” into the bottle of urine. It’s just like litmus paper where u test for acid or bases. But this time u test for urine stuff? Maybe “amino acids” ? LOL!

I dont know.

Anyway.. After that, the instruction says that you need to stand 4 tiles away from the MO before showing the strip of paper. So funny la. As if i want to bring it close to that MO to smell my urine meh? My urine is precious okay! =x

Yeah after that, the bottle and strip was thrown away.

So.. for this station:

TIP: Fill your body with water before starting the test. If not, drink lots of water before going to the counter!

Blood Test

Okay. This is the most scariest part i swear.

The queue for this test was quite short. You wait for 2 minutes then it’s your turn. When i was waiting outside, i could see all the “hum” faces lah.. I was getting scared.

Then its my turn!

The MO who drew my blood was quite old. I was so happy lah. Cos usually old people got more experience mah. They know where to poke and where not to, so i won’t die from.. umm.. let’s say.. spillage of blood all over the place? LOL!

Anyway.. He opened a pack of new needle. I TELL YOU SOMETHING.. The needle is damn thick. I swear it is thick and i swear i can even see the BIG opening on the needle. Now imagine, if you can even see the hole on the needle, how SMALL can that damn needle be?

Then he took a new ‘container’. I don’t know what it is called in medical term la.. But its the container to store ur blood?

It’s like the size of a test tube, and it is about 12 cm in length? Imagine the amount of blood you need to draw.. I’m not lying!

One thing worse was that.. When he was poking my skin with that needle, he wasn’t really paying attention to my skin at all. He was friggin talking to other people! What if he poke at the wrong place? What if he.. he.. he broke the needle inside my skin?! What if what if what if?????

I was so worried la.. Anyway, it took about 15 seconds to get the blood drawn. I can feel the needle inside me.. Its like a metal inside ur body sucking stuff. scary..

Ohh the MO asked me to guess where he was from. I said, “JC?”.

He said, “nono.. not that kind.”

So i asked, “what kind you referring to?”

Then an NS men who was beside him said, “he was from a secret society“.

WAH! Secret society leh, and now become an MO. Dangerous la! What if he use my blood for illegal purposes?!

Then the MO told me, “my IC number starts with 9, i can show you”.

But i dont want to see, i was so damn concentrating on that needle in my skin!!!

Anyway.. digress! I asked my dad what got to do with a 9 in the IC? I mean.. My IC number starts with 9 too. My dad says those who were gangsters will have a 9 infront of their IC number. Woah.. so it must be true lah?

Anyway.. After the blood test, i think i went for an Eye test if i’m not wrong.

Eye Test

Okay the eye test was funny. It was my turn, and the MO told me to read the last row of letters. I tell you.. i couldn’t read alot.. I think i can only guess the letters??

Then.. the after the test, i got the eye result slip from the MO, and the slip states: PES A for eye test.

I was like.. “woah?! lidat also can ah?”..

Next was X ray i think.

X-Ray Test

Okay X-Ray.. Nothing much la.. You basically take off your shirt, go into this room and tada~ Done. No comments on that except something about the MO. But not saying here incase i got …

Dental Test

Okay the dental test was cool. The dentist just put his metal stuffy into my mouth and say some weird terms i dont understand. Then he told me i was fine.

So yeah.. fine fine loh.. I walked to the Dental X-Ray station.

Dental X-Ray station was fun! You place your head on a “head holder” and you have to bite the tip of something. Then the Xray for the teeth will start. So yeah.. that test took about 2 minutes and done!

Hearing Test

Hearing test was simple lah. Basically, you go into a small room inside the room. There’s a headphone, just put on the headphone. Raise your right hand if you heard some sounds in your right ear and vice versa.

I got a PES A for that! =D

Physical Examination

Many many parts to this station. Firstly, you need to enter this room with weird wires. It’s called the ECG room.

I don’t know if i will get electrocuted or not. But at least say some last word before you die from the electric shock if you’re worried. =x

Anyway.. Yeah i went there, and he clip alot of wires on my body, my hand and legs.

Then he started the heard beat test.

Then the MO told me my heartbeat was very fast and ask me to calm down. After awhile, he said it’s still very fast.

Bla bla bla.. I think i took very long for the test leh. Other people already finished that test but i’m still inside. Strange thing..

Then they print out the report. No PES grades for this test and many other test.

Then all the result slips are in a blue file. I glance through the results and saw all PES A! So happy lah.. Then i went to take my height and weight, and returned the file to the MO.

He printed some stuff out and ticked the box beside PES B.

WHAT THE FUCK? Is it my weight?!

Should be! ARGH!….

Nevermind. After that, i went to the final station. Station 9!

Vocational Test

This test is the most relaxing, but boring test. All you need to do is click buttons.

Many sections to this test. Altogether i think there are 200++ questions? Each section has about 20 question and you have to answer them in 11 minutes.

Some section were 15 minutes.

I was the first few to be sitting for the computer test, but the last few to get out of the room! Strange.. i wonder what the hell the rest of the people were doing. Why so fast?!

Anyway.. alot of stuff they test. If i remember correctly, we had number pad typing test, sequence test, math test, physics test and many many more..

Just take your time to do lah. Anyway i was stuck at some simple maths problem because i don’t have a calculator bside me!!! ARGH!

Hahaha..

Okay thats it. I took a total of 3 hours and 50 minutes for everything.

Then.. Home sweet home!

NS Pre-Enlistment TOMORROW!

Hello boys and girls, i’m going for my NS medical checkup tomorrow. Thats for sure! I’ve booked the 1am slot. So if anything goes wrong, at least i’ve 2 more hours before they stop letting people into the medical centre?

Will update you guys my experience there so you can have a rough idea what it is like, and have a good mental preparation! So remember to read my post tomorrow!

Oh yes, i have not gotten approval for early leave tomorrow. Hope i can get an early release, so i can skip the Physics test tomorrow! Muahahaha!

Economics Lecture Test

Economics lecture test, shitty mama.. So damn difficult can? I was like.. so stuck la.

2 parts to the question. First the asked for the possible reasons why there is a Balance of Payments surplus in Singapore. I was like.. SHIT, Singapore? Are you kidding me? What are the examples i am suppose to give?! Hell no, no examples! I gave no friggin examples!

Anyway yeah.. I was stucked at “Cyclical Factor”. Forgotten about the content to write for that factor. So i skipped to “Structural Factor”. Written down lots of shit. Then i suddenly remembered Cyclical factor. Ohh dam it, it’s the change in GPL and National Income!! =D

Wrote everything and exactly 45 minutes later, i’ve finished the whole thing. Didn’t really write alot lah. I’m about to fail?

Very Last AVA Meeting

Okay. We had the super last AVA meeting today. And the meeting was a waste of time!

Really.. I dunno what the hell my teacher is trying to say? He kept repeating that this is our last day, and it is our last day and last day and last day..

One thing he said made me damn pissed off and i shall share it here.

He said, “some of the J2s joined us only this year, it is unfair for the AVA because they just came to the club to get their CCA grades”.

bla bla bla.

I was like, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?!

Firstly, let me tell you this clearly. I did my duty with PRIDE and done it FAITHFULLY. It’s like.. as if you have enough manpower in AVA until there is an excess number of members?! It’s like you have enough people to run the Chinese New Year concert?! It is as if you are going to have a GOOD runner for the Chinese New Year concert in college without your new member who just joined this year?!

Secondly, oh for goodness sake, you are not the one writing SGC (School Graduation Certificate) for me. I am writing all by myself. Same for the other new members who just joined this year. You are only the one who is approving our writing. THATS ALL!

Thirdly, you are a new teacher in-charge. Does it mean that we can say, “oh this is not fair to the AVA members. Why must we have a new AVA teacher in-charge?!”.

Backache

Wah.. cannot tahan la. Today early in the morning woke up, cannot even stand up properly. Must be like ah pek lidat as if i’ve a hunchback.

Sleep also cannot sleep properly. If i manage to toss in bed, then it would be a miracle!

Anyway.. After i went to school, it was much better la. Maybe because the bone is more “flexible” or something? I dunno. I went to bathe when i came home from school. Oh yes i can finally bend my back. I was like so friggin happy la..

I hope this backache won’t affect my results for tomorrow’s medical checkup okay?

God bless me.

Microsoft Imagine Cup 2008

Okay this is a bit more interesting. Teeming instant messaged me today asked me to vote for his team members as People’s choice.

Wah, i even saw their team video in the Imagine Cup website. So funny lah. His team member got a member who is so damn nervous until his speech become jerky.

Anyway, i browse the other videos by other groups and i came across this group which i won’t forget.

The group name is called “Ben’s Buddies”. This is what a member said in the video, “This Earth is quite small”. I was like, WHAT?! This earth is small. You mean.. there’s another Earth which is quite big lah?

Hahaha i couldn’t stop laughing. But at least he got the courage to speak infront of the internet audience okay..

Thats it for today. Have a nice day ahead!

Friday is a good day

Oh why why.. I really look forward to Friday because.. The lessons in college is damn short. First lesson, we have PE. Then 30 minutes break followed by GP. However, because GP is a consultation period, we took the 1 hour as our “lunch / revision” period.

After that, we had mathematics lecture followed by chemistry. So if you do a bit of simple maths, we only have 3 lessons, including PE lesson on Fridays! Moreover.. my super slack CCA do not conduct meetings on Fridays. WHICH MEANS… i can go home earlier than the rest. PWNED!

Anyway.. Mr Tan gave us each a notebook during Economics tutorial period today. Woah it was nicely done lah.. Here’s a shot taken by Clarence:

Nice right? See.. my name is colored white. Woah really nice design. But one thing, the pages are blank, there’s no lines on the pages. Maybe he want us to do mindmaps for Economics? lol..

Lecture Spy Cam

Woah i wonder how much traffic i will generate when i put up this title. Was trying to avoid such titles, but nevermind..

Anyway, i’ve been shooting photos of friends in the LT for 2 days, and here are the best pick of the week!

Okay.. stop woodinising! Start reading through your lecture notes before the lecturer starts lecturing! bla bla bla..

Background males: Clarence, Julius
Foreground: Woody

Oh yes i managed to get 1-chin’s aka wanchin’s photo!

(WanChin duwan to show her face here, she said it was ugly.)

Oh math lecture starting in 5 minutes, where are the rest!? Julius, i said STOP TALKING!

After school

After school, a group of us went to Kovan to have lunch. Clarence couldn’t join us because he got his guitar meeting on 1.30pm which is 30 minutes after we left the school gate. Not enough time, he went to the nearest kopitiam to have his lunch instead. So sorry! lol!

Anyway.. We were having a HARD time choosing which place to have our lunch. We had many choices.. But it finally came down to 2, which is.. McDonalds or Yoshinoya..

Then dunno why la.. 2 ppl voted each of the restaurant. Which means, there’s a draw!

Wanchin didn’t vote, so we let her have the last say. She said, “McDonalds lor“.

WAH PIANG! McDonalds?! Omg.. i dunno eat how many times liao. Help me!! Then suddenly, Wei wei got an idea.. She said, why not split? So that she can eat Yoshinoya. I was like.. hmmm.. its a good idea wad.. Then we started to plan for a split. Dunno why.. those who voted for McDonalds don’t want to go liao. (they has lesser votes now). Muahahaha! :x

Okay anyway.. So we went Yoshinoya!

Woody is again, woodinising! Julius is bored because Wan Chin won’t talk! =x

Hehe, i took this from a mirror reflection. Kinda cool because they didn’t know i was taking photos!

From the left: Julius, Woody (woodinising), Wei Wei.

Ooops sorry Wan Chin was blocked by Woodinised big head. Wei wei got an ugly face, i think she was super agitated when talking about some stuffs. LOL!

Thats it for today. All actual-sized photo, including the other random photos will be uploaded to my picasa soon!

Cheers!

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Thats it for now.

Pon school

I felt so happy today, because i skipped school today.

Why? Because today is a whole day college olympics event all the way till 6pm. Sot la.. Usual time to go home from school during a Wednesday is about 4.30pm after CCA. We have to stay till 6pm just for that event? And why is the event so long?

Lemme count.. From 8am to 6pm. Thats.. 10 hours of olympics!

Anyway.. I shall not talk about my day ponning school, in case any tutors managed to get in here.. (even though there are already precautions taken! muahaha!!)

Ohh i have to thanks Henry for his guide on “how to pon”. And i want to say a “WOW” to dengyao who managed to climb out of school in the school event. You will be the next Mas Selamat. HELP!!

3GB Community

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What can you do on 3GB Community?

You can..

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2. upload photo albums, just like using facebook or friendster
3. chat instantly with other members in the community
4. listen to last mp3 hits on 3GB community

Woah.. isn’t it great? Try it.. If you don’t like it, just don’t use it. But at least, sign up and try, you’ll never know 3GB Community is one of your favourites!

Thats it for today. Have a good day!

Appealing for Project Work

Woody was damn happy in the morning today before coming to school. He called me early in the morning and told me, “eh calvin, i’m woody. tell you a very very good good good news!!”

I can hear his super serious tone, and he started telling me that a PW teacher told Alexandra that group members can appeal in if they have “conflicts” with group member in their own group, so that the marks can be reviewed once again and maybe improving the grade?

First thing first, my group did very badly. I can see from the feedback that my PI, EOM, INR are really quite “okay”, except for some improvement needed for oral presentation. Thats all! Then i looked at the Written Report carbon copy feedback form, and found alot of errors in it.. Damn sad la.. I don’t know what happened. All i know was that we assigned work to one of our member, who is not cooperative at all. So yeah.. everything was delayed. We even got written evidences that he delayed doing his tasks properly.

So yeah.. We wanted to appeal.. So when i walked into the school, Woody told me Lixuan (one of our group member) will not be appealing, because it’s a tedious process. Moreover Riyanti added that we have to go to the SEAB for the appeal.

Then i told Woody, “okay why not if it’s FREE, then i’ll appeal together with you?”

So we went to the paging room and called the HOD of PW. Woody talked so much with that PW teacher on the intercom, and didn’t mentioned the “fee” we have to pay if we appeal. THEN, i reminded him after he went on for another 10 minutes.

So he went, “oh ya, is there any fees for the reviewing of our PW results?”. Then suddenly, he just thank the teacher and put down the phone. I was laughing like hell. What the.. He didn’t even mentioned about FEEs before elaborating further? Waste my time!

Nevermind.

Guess how much was the appeal fee? It’s a fucking $120 per candidate!

Okay forget it. If i appeal, the best grade i might get is ____. No much difference lah. Just a jump of 1.25 score nia.

Anyway..

I went home today and i didn’t know Mr Edson Ng was behind me. Some students greeted him and i turned around, ohh it’s really Mr Ng!

Hahaha. The first thing he asked me was my PW result. I was so damn sad.. :’(

He told me it’s okay, just do well for the other subjects to compensate for the loss of marks? Anyway, it’s just a H1 subject lah.. So why give a damn when you have heavy weighted subjects waiting for you in the upcoming A levels examination?!

So yeah.. He also told me alot on his teaching career. Haha, he’s not going to be a GP tutor very soon, he told me. Ohh he’s already not a PW tutor, i didn’t know that! lol~

Kitten in School

Today during our 2 hours long lunch break, we went to LT4 to study. Yeah actually it wasn’t allowed, but who cares? No one caught us, so let’s continue revising there. There’s air-con, computer, and many many microphone for all your KTV needs.

So I was doing my Poisson Distribution math tutorial when Julius came into the LT and told me there’s a small kitten outside.

I was like, “chey big deal.. like i never see before lidat”.

Then he called again, and i thought, “it must be really cute lah, so i went to see”.

HONESTLY, I HAD NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN SUCH A SMALL KITTEN LA!

REALLY. It’s SO DAMN SMALL CAN?

It’s the size of your hand! okay.. imagine my hand will do. Those females out there, i know ur hand super tiny, and u won’t believe me. hehe!

anyway… VERY CUTE. The kitten kept “mewing”. Actually not, it’s SCREAMING!

Alot people lah. People from upstairs looking down, we were having fun playing with the cats. Then the school attendance came, and told us maybe we could bring to the biology lab to keep there.

I was like.. “WHAT?! Are you going to cut the kitten into half for experimenting??!!”

Ohh.. Once we reached there, the malay bio technician was there, and she was a cat-lover lah.. She said she had 25 cats at home, and she can really take care of the kitten! I saw the way she handled the cat. Very professional lah.

She took a syringe to feed the kitten with UHT milk. Very funny.. Sometimes the cat will just refuse to drink and the whole floor was spilled with milk! Somemore the smell of milk is damn… SMELLY!

Okay thats it. Clarence, ask your parents if you can keep the kitten okay?

Oh yar. Can someone please send me the pic you guys took? I know some crazy fella took lots of photo of that kitten.. -__-” Email the pic to my gmail~!! Thx! =D

Thats it for today. I’ll post the pic here once i received it okay? -gone-

Computer Servicing

Hello and welcome back!

Every now and then, i had a few friends asking me how to solve some computer problems. It’s a super tiring job can? Its like.. woah so easy and you guys cannot even fix it up?! wth! :x

LOL! Just kidding. Anyway i accept all kinds of troubleshooting questions, but just keep this in mind, i’m not an expert. I just help you “look it up” and fix it accordingly. However, always remember that i will NEVER hold responsibility if i “crash” your system, or make it worst then before..

Anyway..

For those who do not want to take this risk, i recommend you to go get your computer fixed by some computer servicing experts. I don’t mean that you get your computer “fixed” by simple problems such as not able to open up a text document on Windows, or “ohh shit” how do i set margin on a Word document..

But if you have problems such as hardware failure, or you need to remove virus (because your anti-virus will not clean away the virus), always bring it to a specialist to fix your problem!

I had come across this great service by a company, known as Fast-Teks, who can help you guys out with just a small servicing fee. To know more about Fast-Teks, you can go to this website -> Click Here

Just a small description on how Fast-Teks service can help you on:

1. Virus, Worm, Trojans [shit, someone is spying on me?]
2. Wireless Networking [ah i need a bridge for my 2 system so i can share files!]
3. Data Backup [you don’t want your data to go missing when you need to submit an assignment?

PC Problems? Go for computer repair now!

Any questions? Feel free to e-mail me, or post a comment on the comment box below this post!

See ya (:

GCE A-level PW Results RELEASED!

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, sissies and whatever, welcome to my blog to read my post, because i said previously that i’m going to post my PW results here!

Unfortunately, i’m not doing so. Many reasons, i shall only give one:

1. The result wasn’t pretty good! Didn’t i said i’m aiming for A? But sadly i didn’t get it..

I shall not elaborate more on this, but let me just give you a hint! My result was a grade better than Chinese’s.

Okay thats it for the results. Thank you boys and girls! (:

AVA Duty - Thursday

Due to insufficient amount of time for me to complete blogging my post yesterday, i’m going to post more stuff that happened a few days back..

Ohh.. it’s yesterday.

I had duty again this Thursday. Wasn’t late this time because Dad fetched me there. Reached there, nothing much happened. Just receive key from Mr Diva, open up the sound system rack, plug in mic, turn the volume, change the volume if it’s too loud, and thats it.

But this time it was kinda different, because the new freshmen were there. So we need to teach them how to operate the system a bit. Our duty IC, Alicia, taught them how to switch the system “ON”. She did not plug in the mic before switching ON the system, so the system went haywire..

It wasn’t her fault actually. It was the dumb sound system that want the sequence to be correct before it operates normally. So what to do?

So.. There was a HUGE problem. The sound cannot be heard in the parade square, or even in the concourse. We can only hear the sound from the internal speaker from SAC. WE ARE IN TROUBLE!

We only had about 10 minutes to fix the system before the morning music was turned on automatically, which we will not be able to fix the system anymore until the morning assembly starts.

Then really leh! The morning music began.. Our teacher IC panicked! He got no time to fix the system (or maybe didn’t even know how to), so he rushed to the general office to get an external speaker and microphone (which was standalone).

He only had 10 minutes to do that.

Then we started discussing what went wrong. Neither was there a fault in turning on the volume, nor we did not activate the speakers in the parade square. Eh dun pray pray, i know alot one okay.. =x

Then uh oh, we found the problem. It might be due to the sequence when we plug in the microphone and turning on the system. So we restarted the sequence. But another problem came, we are not able to test the mic, because the music is turned on!

10 minutes past. Our teacher IC finally brought a standalone system to the parade square. I was like WTF? Because the speaker is so small. Somemore the parade square is OPEN AIR. How can the sound travel to the JC2 sia?

So he was panicking and bla bla.. Music stopped, morning assembly MUST start, or the principal gonna scold. We told the councilor on the stage to test the mic for us again, making sure it really doesnt work.

The councilor began, “mic test”. And it works!!!

Our teacher IC was relieved! LOL! We were laughing at how he handle the stuff last minute. Kinda funny..

Anyway, i think we detected the problem. The thing is, get the sequence right. Plug in the microphone before starting up the system. Do the other way round and get a scolding from principal.

But then.. Think again.. Why don’t we complain we had such lousy system in school? The principal told us it was a BRAND NEW sound system that cost dunno-how-many-thousands-of-dollars.

Boy in Bus

Okay.. Today’s post gonna be boring, because there’s no photos to show you. But if you really want..

Yep. My topic was BUS, and the picture shows a BUS. Thats right isn’t it? So yeah.. Thats it, full stop.

I was going home from school 2 days ago, the bus i took was empty, except this malay boy who turned the speaker so damn loud until the bus driver can clearly hear all the fine tunes and even write the lyrics on paper. No i’m joking. Yes i’m joking. Whatever..

Anyway..

So i sat down, and i think when i sat down, a coin dropped from the seat. It must be some people who left a coin on my seat or something. I checked i didn’t had any coins in my pocket. So if it’s others’, i wont want to take it.

That boy heard the “clang clang” sound, he started looking at my direction, shifted his seat just behind my seat, used his leg to kick the coin towards him.

OMFG? I wonder how much was it. Is it a rupiah dollar? Or a 1cent coin?

I thought it was funny, so i posted this up =D

Pisai joke

I’ve another pisai (nose shit) joke, other than the bowling ball one!! Some of you might have heard of the bowling ball vs pisai joke.. But just to benefit those who haven’t heard of that yet, i’m going to post the question here so you guys can guess.

Question: Whats the difference between a pisai (nose shit) and a bowling ball?

Answers will be posted tomorrow when i’m free.. Guess guess. If you want, you can post your answer on the comment box just below this post =)

I’ve a new pisai joke!

Question: Whats the difference between a pisai (nose shit) and meal dish?

Again.. Answers will be posted tomorrow =)

Thats it for today. See ya =D

GCE A-level Project Work

Tomorrow will be the released of GCE A-level Project Work results, and i’m so damn excited.

I remembered the cohort in 2006 had only 1% distinction, and it was quite normal, the teacher said. It’s not easy to get a distinction for Project Work, but i’m still aiming for it (even thou my oral presentation may be a bit “laggy”)..

Anyway, tomorrow will be the day!! Ohh please, i want A for Project Work!

Will post more about the PW grades tomorrow after i’ve gotten my results. But for now, i’ll talk about other stuff.

CT Period with Mr Ravi Menon

We had a “wonderful” session with Mr Ravi Menon, the Second Permanent Secretary for Minister of Trade and Industry. He showed LOTS of statistics on his presentation slides until i fell asleep.

We were supposed to take down notes while he was presenting, so we could use some examples for our Economics Essays and even in General Paper. However i missed quite a bit under Globalisation because i fell asleep! =D

Nevermind. I hope the presentation will be uploaded on ASS PAI YEAR real soon? :x

Anyway.. Principal “scolded” the J2s after the presentation my the minister, because there were some people who were “sleeping”, comparing finger nails, chatting, not putting on their tie properly, etc…

He even pointed to a student who nearly fell of the chair when he was sleeping. So funny lah, everybody started laughing. The student must be damn paiseh i tell you..

Anyway, interesting talk, at times boring due to those stats which i’m totally not interested. The QnA session was funny. Because the principal sat with the Minister on the stage as if he is going to answer some of our questions we posted, but he did not. Only the minister answered our questions. :\

Thats it for today. Have a gooooooodd day! Nightmare for those who will receive their PW results tomorrow! hehe!

A mini house in my house

I was shocked when i saw a bug lump of “dried clay or shit” stuck on a cardboard container in my room yesterday.

Ohh forgotten to mention, the cardboard container was from Yu Lun. I remembered he gave us a mug handmade all the way from Taiwan. Ohh i’ll try to snap a shot for you guys to see the wonderful mug which i’ve kept for a long long time..

Okay getting back to the topic, so.. i saw that lump stuck on the cardboard lah. Then it was so disgusting, i went to take a closer look, and found it was a small clay nest! I thought it was harmless lah, so i didnt care. Here’s a “close-up” picture of that nest in my room, on top of Yu Lun’s mug cardboard he gave me.

You see.. There’s nothing inside the nest.. So i thought it was alright to leave it there until someone help me clear it away? Like.. my dad or mum? LOL!

Then early in the morning today, i went to school. Same size and state. Wide “door” enabling the insect to crawl in and out bah.. Must be a big fat insect. hmmm.. dunno. So i still left it there.

Came back home from school at about 6 pm. This time the nest caught my attention again. OMG! I think they upgraded it when i was away? It looks more like a proper nest now.. This is how it looks like:

Somemore inside got something moving lah. You see on the picture, there’s a green stuff inside right? Yeah, it’s moving but it couldnt come out. But cannot be, how can some stupid insect build a house to stuck itself there forever?! Its just like someone padlocking his house and throw the key away.

Anyway at least we have phones, and we can call the locksmith or something. But look! The poor insect doesn’t have a phone..

Or at least i didn’t see a phone inside..

Perhaps a mini one? =D

Or.. Whatever!

Anyway.. So it was so damn disgusting. I asked my mum to clear it for me. She said she will only clear it off if i tidy up that place (which was in a mess). I said i’ve already tided up already! How much more do i have to “tidy” ??!!

Forget it.. I did not tidy, so in the end she didn’t help me clear that thing.

I told my dad there’s a nest inside. He looked and he became interested in that thingy. So he asked me if there is any “hard” object that can poke the nest or something to clear it off. I found some hard things, but they are ALL my stationeries.

HOW CAN I LEND HIM THAT TO CLEAR THAT STUFF?!

In the end, he went to his toolbox and took a hammer -____________-”

Anyway.. So yeah he took a hammer, and a plastic bag. He place my mug in the plastic bag. I told him to be extra careful because the mug was given by Lun. I don’t want it to be smashed or something by that hammer!

He placed the whole thing in the plastic bag, so that everything is covered. He hammered that damn thing and a “worm” or some creature started crawling around.

DAMN DISGUSTING LAR.

Then he threw it away!! =D

I’m so damn happy now.

Organic Chemistry Notes BINDED!

Okay. I’m so damn happy too when i binded my organic chemistry notes. Wah it was terrible lah. I wanted to bind it for a long time but i kept missing some notes. I search here and there and finally found everything! Compile them together, placed some blank papers in between each topics so i can write notes if i need to? And also printed an original copy of a periodic table placed right at the back of the notes.

I went to school to bind it. So cheap only.. It’s $1 !! LOL! I shall bind more stuff next time.

Super good service lah. I very troublesome one. I asked the auntie to help me bind properly! Make sure everything is aligned. I don’t want my notes to be hole-punched wrongly!

Oh i told the auntie i wanted a super big binder so i can flip the pages properly. She kept finding on a box for a big bind but couldnt find one. I told her to keep searching because “the bigger the better!”. In the end she took out the white big binder for me. WOAH SO BIG, I LOVE IT MAN!!!

Hehehe… Everything was binded well.. except some pages were binded unequally.. Haha it’s okay! Overall was GREAT!

Here’s a picture of the final product. (Oh ya, i took a long time to do up the content front page. Not really perfect one, but at least i love it myself. Woody’s one is the best i thought..)

Hehe.. Thats it for today. Have a nice day ahead!